There is crud dripping from our ceiling. I saw a cup on the floor full of yellowish junk, but dismissed it. Then Zahra told me about the dripping. I looked up and saw 3 big wet circles on the ceiling. The ceiling is going to collapse on us & squash everything we own. Hopefully no one will be in the kitchen or living room, so they won't get squashed along with the normal contents of the rooms.

Linguistics was interesting today. Behold, several quotes:
Professor: Since you've forgotten everything...When I say "constituent heirarchies" what goes through your head?
Class: *silence*
Professor: ...besides "you bastard"?

The professor went to turn off the lights, and tripped over his laptop chord displaying the PowerPoint presentation. It was crazy...he landed against the wall & the laptop landed with a bang on the floor.
Professor: *looking at fallen computer* If this works again, everybody should buy a Dell.

It worked...so we were looking at phrase trees.
Professor: In which noun phrase tree are the men AND women old?
Student: The 1st one...but the 2nd one'll get you out of a lot more trouble!

Today's Random Fact: Apparently I'm a show-off...