Virgin Persian

We watched Monster in Law instead. Julie & I decided to get up at 6:30 to write our papers.

After the movie...
me: so we need to get up at 6:30, right julie?
julie: can I write my paper tonight?
me: yeah, I was gonna cheat & write mine tonight too!
so we're cheating on our plan & writing them tonight...that's what happens when you have conscientious people trying to pose as procrastinators.

We all know that Julie calls Zahra "Persian"...
julie: Persian!
me: *mouth agape* ...oh, I thought you called her "virgin"
julie: can I call you "virgin" and zahra "persian"?
me: well that would imply that she's not one
julie: no, persian overrides virgin
zahra: *who has been sitting, quietly listening* what?!