Pregnancy

Julie is pregnant. At least this is what we have hypothesized, as she is having strange cravings (strawberry icecream with orange juice), bachaches, toothaches, and can't concentrate. And as the commercial insists, "I can't concentrate...could I be pregnant?" (As though this is the natural conclusion to draw from such a circumstance.)

She also wanted me to mention that she expects lots of gifts. She specifically mentioned that she would look good in pregnant clothes. After all, she intends to have a hysterectomy immediately following the birth of her child, and plans to live in a hospital bed without teeth. Please remember Julie when you go on your next pregnancy-clothes-buying outing.