Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Stinky...Fungus or Stupid?

Saturday night, Dad went out and got sushi for my mom & me...mmm, sushi. Anyway, Mom & I have been less than impressed with the content of the fortune cookies lately. Saturday, we were sitting on the couch, going through the Fortune Cookie Ritual which we have presently perfected to a point, and reading our destinies aloud for all in the area to absorb. All three stunk. Not in the sense of "Oh wow, these fortune cookies have been sitting around this sushi restaurant for sooo long, that now they have developed some unidentified form of fungus, thus infecting our olfactory sense with their alluring odor." but in the sense of "Wow, what stupid things to write on a fortune cookie."

Mom responded to the third cookie's fortune by saying, very seriously:
"I think we need to find a new sushi restaurant."

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