A Crazy Collection of Quotes from the Original Adriane-Blog

I'm reading through my original blog from 10th & 11th grade, and here are some of my favorite quotes. I hope someone enjoys the humor as much as I.

OCTOBER 2003

Mr. V in APUSH, while we were playing a game about...US History:
"We're killing everybody...and we're getting more recent in our history!"
"We're wiping out women right and left!" [note: not a sexist comment...girls had been winning :)]

Conversation between brother & dad during dinner:
Cameron: I don't like life insurance...I won't get any.
Dad: Does that mean I should cancel mine?
Cameron: Well, what does it do?
Dad: It makes it financially advantageous for you for me to die.
Cameron: Oh... *smiles*

NOVEMBER 2003

addicat123 (me): which bit
addicat123: (past tense of bites)
absolutveronica (Veronica): hoho!

absolutveronica: wow
absolutveronica: that blows
absolutveronica: (present tense of blew)
addicat123: hehe, yes

StarryNight831 (Jill): I told my Mom that I broke into Markuson's office and stole my book
StarryNight831: she's downstairs sobbing
addicat123 (me): because her daughter is becoming a serial orchestra thief?
StarryNight831: yeah :-/

addicat123 (me): i have this freaking thing on my finger & it is bothering me
absolutveronica (Veronica): cut it off hehe
addicat123: but that would kinda hurt
absolutveronica: kind of yeah

In Orchestra ("playing" sleigh ride)
Markuson: wait, this is a sleigh ride...what do you think it should be like?...happy!
Ashley: *sarcastically* I am HAPPY to be here!
Jill: they know what's coming...bomb

absolutveronica (Veronica): adriane
absolutveronica: what do you have to say?
addicat123 (Me): whadda you mean?
absolutveronica:
StarryNight831 (Jill): ADRIANE
StarryNight831: HAS SOMETHING TO SAY
addicat123: hehe

DECEMBER 2003

addicat123 (me): i dont likeit
oddtiger (Heather): no it doesn't
addicat123: yes it does
addicat123: i hate that picture
addicat123: i want to print it out, nail it to a wall, and throw darts at it
addicat123: real ones...not those lil plastic ones

Some quotes from APUSH (seriously...I don't think anyone who didn't take that class realizes how hard it was...most of these quotes pertain to our groups, with whom we took quizzes & did some projects)
"If someone in your group is dropping this class, be nice. Don't threaten them."
[Mr. V]

"When was the Emancipation Proclamation proclamated?"
[Cayce]

"We should put 'D' for #3."
3) The assassination of Lincoln...
D) ...made it difficult for Lincoln to prosecute the war effectively.
[Cayce, regarding the cause & effect section of our quiz]

"OMG, you're mutating!"
[Cayce to Lalie, regarding the act of putting check-boxes next to lists]

Lalie: It's the history of your mom
Cayce: That was uncalled for

About a free-writing assignment for English...we had to "visualize"
Kathy: Adriane, are you scared of free-writing?
Veronica: she needs to be shackled to a writing prompt.

jennifer: Tell him I'm going to scalp him & rip out his teeth & use the rest of his body for a an ancient Indian voodoo ritual.

My dear mommy made this soup stuff, and made me eat it:
Mom: here, eat this
Me:*takes bite* what is is?
Mom: it tastes like cream gravy & has potatoes in it
Me: ew, it has mushrooms
Mom: yeah
Juliane: *comes in & sees my predicament* it has mushrooms in it, dont eat it!
Mom: it just gives it flavor!
Me & Juliane simultaneously: I know!

I was laying on the couch and my cat kissed my nose till I fell asleep. lol, I slept for about 1 1/2 hours. Now I've gotta read 110 pages!
Cameron: *walks in the door, having gone somewhere* Here's your phone
Me: ok thanks
*time delay*
Me: wait...how did you have my phone?
Cameron: I asked you if I could take it while you were asleep and you said yes

The orchestra final consisted of watching a movie called "Handel's Last Chance" and answering questions on it.
Mr. Coatney: Its not hard
People: duh
Mr. Coatney: The freshmen had trouble with it though...but that's cause they're morons

JANUARY 2004

Me: where's the coffee pot
Mom: eh, I got rid of it
Me: but I neeeeed it
Mom: you dont need coffee...we have wine

In orchestra we watched a video of "Bacchanale", one of the pieces we are playing for Chicago. The choreography was awful...mostly a bunch of men doing a spastic assortment of pilates and ballet. It was scary.
Ashley: are you ok?
Me: ur...I will be
Ashley: are you sure?
Me: after some therapy

Mr. V: Grant's presidency was a joke...But he got throat cancer, so he paid.

Mr. Coatney: ...I say sucks and crap too much dont I?
Jennifer: my mommy said that's a bad word

TAKS Field Test today. It was stupid...all about war...very depressing.
Apparently, many people bs'ed their essay sections. Grrr, had I known that I might not have missed some of precal. O well.
addicat123: so what exactly did you do for taks?
absolutveronica: well, I actually did the multiple choice and short answer
absolutveronica: I didn't stress about them though
absolutveronica: and then when it came time to do the essay
absolutveronica: I said to myself,
absolutveronica: "this blows"
absolutveronica: and proceeded
absolutveronica: to write
absolutveronica: a short introduction about how people who ask you for help on their problems are stupid and can't decide for themselves,
absolutveronica: and that you should tell them that,
absolutveronica: or sing White Town - Your Woman
absolutveronica: (and that's when I recited lyrics from the song)
addicat123: well, i actually wrote an essay
absolutveronica: hehe

FEBRUARY 2004

Quotes from Mr V that Cayce & I found humerous:
~ "The frontier is unforgiving. If youre a dork you die. Thats how it is - dorks die, decent people live."
~ "You can find a lot of nasty old men [on the internet] who want to meet you & date you."
~ "The old frontier was very nice...you survived & dorks got killed."

My Away Message: There is no spoon.
LadyKarem: ADRIANE IM SO PROUD OF YOU!
(inside joke from APUSH)

Mom: I had to cancel my DSL
Me: why?
Mom: because they never gave it to me

Last night I fell asleep accidentally. My last words were kinda disoriented
chazbond007: ...
chazbond007: your sleeping
chazbond007: well if you wake up tell me
*24 minutes later*
addicat123: hey im gonn go to slep
addicat123: so later i ccanuoul overhoognihyd; goodnight

Yesterday...
IheartEAPoe: entertain me!
addicat123: hehe ok
addicat123: turn your phone on
IheartEAPoe: it is
*i call ashley's phone*
IheartEAPoe: youre such a moron
To fully understand this, one must know that after school waiting for solo rehearsal, i confiscated ashley's phone, changing my name setup in her phone book & setting a personalized ringer for myself. All was done without her knowledge.
Tonight...
IheartEAPoe: adriane!
addicat123: ashley!
IheartEAPoe: entertain me again!

MARCH 2004

addicat123: ok here's my plan
** addicat123: tells plan **
absolutveronica: that's a crap plan
absolutveronica: no offense :-p

Crazy APUSH Quotes:

Mr V: Please dont highlight his hair

Student: Can you change the due date to Monday?
Mr V: Neil, I dont want to hear it. You are beyond a senior. You disgust me.
Student: You disgust me too, Mr V
Mr V: I'm sorry

Mr V's thesis on buying on credit:
There's nothing wrong with buying on credit. There's nothing wrong with occasionally eating a piece of pie. If you eat a whole pie, each day, every day, theeeen you've got a problem. What a great life as you wobble around from place to place.

Mr V (on assigning projects due right after spring break): I am the devil incarnate

While jogging...
Cameron: I dont want to wear myself out, so I'm just going to stay back with you

APRIL 2004

Mr V: *in slow, patronizing tone* Jee, another difficult question, taxing your very ability to think and reason.

Cayce: We're workin' on it!
Carli: You're NOT working on it. You're talking about becoming president of the United States.

Carli: *reaches*
Cayce: Nooo! My septor!
Carli: They're highlighters!