This gave me a chuckle...

As I was leaving Jonsson this morning, walking on my merry way, I saw a note attached crudely to the door with masking tape. It made me laugh, but I didn't have my camera. So I walked all the way home in the cold, got my camera, and walked back. Then I took a picture, and vowed never to leave home without my camera again.

Disclaimer: The statements & ideas conveyed in this note in no way represent the opinions of the author of this site. She merely found them funny & felt a moral obligation to share her laughter with the vast internet population.

UTD Rent-A-Cops:

Do not lock this *expletive*ing door at night. Students need to access this building. Faculty needs to access this building. Do not waste my time and make me freeze my a** off looking for the one unlocked door on campus. Please make sure your feeble attempts to ensure campus security no longer include locking these doors.

Thanks so much in advance