cursed girls

Julie: You know what I've decided? I am never gonna get married & you are never gonna get married
Me: Why?
Julie: Because I think that in the history of our lives we have broken too many of those little chain mail things.
Me: Yeah...I never send those.
Julie: *mimicking the commands of the letters* Send this to 5 people, and you will be kissed by the love of your life on Friday. If you don't send it by midnight, then you will be CURSED!

I suppose I'm just cursed. I am, however, so glad to have this information relayed to me now, rather than waiting until Friday & not being kissed by the love of my life. Now that would have been a disappointment. :-P