This is how it works.

rabidwire1922: I'm quitting my job
rabidwire1922: they wouldn't give me a well-deserved raise
rabidwire1922: I asked.
rabidwire1922: I asked nicely
rabidwire1922: then asked and said the alternative would be my two weeks notice
rabidwire1922: therefore, three weeks notice because I feel bad for my boss
rabidwire1922: she looked like she was going to cry
rabidwire1922: then I remembered that she's been blowing smoke up my a**