I started talking to my little sister's friend online. He made me mad. By the way, he's 13 not 16. And because he's a minor, I've changed his name for his protection and better description. Behold.
in media res...
jerk: i thought it was the hot girl in keyboarding
jerk: SHE HOTT
addicat123: yeah how old are you kid?
jerk: 16
addicat123: yeah
addicat123: ok youre too young to be saying words like "hot", but potentially young enough to still be spelling the word with two "t's"
jerk: i love u
addicat123: youre a munchkin
addicat123: but thanks so much...my life is complete
jerk: i want 2 fuck ur vagina
addicat123: ok. im gonna say this once. only once. so you better pray to God that your reading skills don't fail you. that kind of talk will not be tolerated. it is obnoxious and disrespectful, and if you ever hope to get a girl of any substance, you are definately not onthe right track. im going to forgive that language this time, because i know that youre just joking around trying to tick me off, and i know that youre a kid who is in an experimental stage right now & most likely just figuring out what most of the words in that sentence mean. however, i do not want to hear of statements like that being said to or around my sister. as it turns out, i actually care about her & i know that she has, and will continue, to attract guys of a totally different caliber. consider yourself blessed to have made her acquaintance, and dont count on coming into the good graces of any other girls like her. she's special, and far from ordinary, and most likely far different from the crowd you are accustomed to socializing with. one of these days you will potentially look back and think, "wow, i sure was stupid at 16". lets just hope that day comes sooner rather than later.
jerk: hey im sru
addicat123: what is sru...im not educated in that language, but rather in modern english
jerk: sry***
jerk: im really stupid
addicat123: ok
addicat123: thanks
addicat123: just dont let it happen again
Then Zahra & Julie came & started typing some stuff. Then he got mad & blocked me. Sorry guys, I love my sister, and people should not mess with that. I can be feisty.
in media res...
jerk: i thought it was the hot girl in keyboarding
jerk: SHE HOTT
addicat123: yeah how old are you kid?
jerk: 16
addicat123: yeah
addicat123: ok youre too young to be saying words like "hot", but potentially young enough to still be spelling the word with two "t's"
jerk: i love u
addicat123: youre a munchkin
addicat123: but thanks so much...my life is complete
jerk: i want 2 fuck ur vagina
addicat123: ok. im gonna say this once. only once. so you better pray to God that your reading skills don't fail you. that kind of talk will not be tolerated. it is obnoxious and disrespectful, and if you ever hope to get a girl of any substance, you are definately not onthe right track. im going to forgive that language this time, because i know that youre just joking around trying to tick me off, and i know that youre a kid who is in an experimental stage right now & most likely just figuring out what most of the words in that sentence mean. however, i do not want to hear of statements like that being said to or around my sister. as it turns out, i actually care about her & i know that she has, and will continue, to attract guys of a totally different caliber. consider yourself blessed to have made her acquaintance, and dont count on coming into the good graces of any other girls like her. she's special, and far from ordinary, and most likely far different from the crowd you are accustomed to socializing with. one of these days you will potentially look back and think, "wow, i sure was stupid at 16". lets just hope that day comes sooner rather than later.
jerk: hey im sru
addicat123: what is sru...im not educated in that language, but rather in modern english
jerk: sry***
jerk: im really stupid
addicat123: ok
addicat123: thanks
addicat123: just dont let it happen again
Then Zahra & Julie came & started typing some stuff. Then he got mad & blocked me. Sorry guys, I love my sister, and people should not mess with that. I can be feisty.
Labels: IN PROGRESS
posted by Adriane at
8:06 PM
3 Comments:
You tell him, Adriane! Guys like that make the male sex look worse than we actually are. Kind of.
You are my hero!!! The world is better when people of character let it show!
"in media res" - in the middle of things (or in the middle of the action)
(I had to look it up)
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