A New Boy Title

There has been an addition to the Boy Titles. Nerdy Boy. Also I forgot to put Hat Boy on the original list, although he is not new. Zahra gave him an assignment:

Zahra: Write a 3-5 page paper on what "wheezy" means to you. Double spaced. 12 point font. Times New Roman. 1 inch margins.
Nerdy Boy: When is this due?

He wouldn't answer the question. It was a serious question. Let this serve as a lesson to all of the others. Don't mock our questions. This is serious.